Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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