Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
did i walk over a car last night?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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