just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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