Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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