You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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