Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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