The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
