My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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