dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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