Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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