is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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