This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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