Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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