It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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