Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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