Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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