somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Randomize
