White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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