why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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