Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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