I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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