I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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