Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers