Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.