My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell