Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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