no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.