she looked like the before picture.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia