this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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