I can tuck mytits in my pants
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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