I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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