I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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