Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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