Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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