Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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