I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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