My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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