I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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