We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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