I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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