You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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