When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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