My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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