roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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