WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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