So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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