let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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