she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Randomize