Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Every concussion has its silver lining
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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