i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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