I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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