It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Less talking, more tequila
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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