Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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