You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He felt like a one man threesome
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
