Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
handjob tips. give me some.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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