Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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