I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think I won the penis lottery.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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