Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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