I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
pray to the hookup gods
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Randomize