Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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