a queef is a wish your heart makes.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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