God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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